I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

[kurupt87]

Well, there are plenty of things I wouldn't do, but I'm-a-gonna (is there a contraction for that? I have a feeling there is, maybe?) go with something sexual between me and her, it's more fun.

Hmm. I'll stick my neck out and say that I'll probably try anything once in an adventurous kinda way (ie she isn't taking the piss), but I'd have to draw the line with pooh. Anything pooh related would be, I am fairly certain, bad. Yeah, definitely no pooh.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Set fire to a Woodpecker.

Eat an asparagus.

Damn I hate those things.

Then again you hate everything

 

[A Raging Emo]

Well, I'm a Romantic, so I would do a lot for love... Hmm...

I would never sleep with anyone outside of the relationship, or cheat in any way. Even if my Girlfirend said it's OK.

I despise cheaters.

 

[katsabas]

If there is something that comes in contrast with my ideals and sets of rules and she asks me, I will say no. If she knows about my ideals and rules and still asks me, I dump her.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Watch a Hollyoaks omnibus or Glee. Although neither of us would do that. He wouldn't eat sushi for me either, I asked him if he'd do it for me and he said no.

And kill kittens!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

One thing that I can think of really.

Cannablism.

if were speaking technical possibilities here, then i just couldn't choose. but drinking horse cum is bad, along with cannibalism. so is fucking rosie o donnell, getting your dick chopped off, having your balls removed, losing your tongue, losing an eye, having to perform genocide, having to choose between saving the dying 8 year old boy or your love, losing a kidney, killing your best friend, killing your best friend and not getting mongequoeu sharingan, becoming a hollow, the list goes on and on and on

I was going to go with punching a bear, but your list covers so many things that are worse... And a little disturbing.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Murder, theft, certain sexual practises...oh yeah, and I wouldn't let a girl stiletto stamp my balls either.

I know girls that do that as more of a "hello, I'm better than you" than a sexual practise.

I wouldn't build a matchstick replica of the Empire State building for love.

 

[bam13302]

um, first think that came to my mine, i wouldnt do a dude.. eh .. better yet , be done by a dude, just cant, sry
but on second thought, id rather not get my peanuts stomped.

 

[titanium turtle]

taking a wank bullet

cookie for referance

 

[Shoqiyqa]

It's obviously Marriage he's singing about. I haven't even heard the song & yet it's clear to me.

Marriage?

"After a while you'll forget everything: 'It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling,' and you'll see that it's time to move on."
"I won't do that."
"I know the territory; I've been around. It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down. Sooner or later you'll be screwing around."
"I won't do that."

Yeah, that does kind of sound like a marriage, actually.

Here's the video:

It doesn't really help.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Eat an asparagus.

Damn I hate those things.

That. If a smoking hot girl tells me to eat one of those, Id just say "No." and leave.
Those things tastes like shite.

 

[Jonatron]

You can just listen to the song. Every verse lists two things the character would do and one thing he wouldn't, "sooner or later you'll be screwin' around / I WON'T DO THAT... I won't do... anything for love, but I won't do that."

 

[Willis_D]

Well, among some other previously mentioned ones, something near the top of my list would be sticking something up my penis. Just... no. Never. I am never putting something up it for love.

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And kill kittens!

... is that a euphemism?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Well, among some other previously mentioned ones, something near the top of my list would be sticking something up my penis. Just... no. Never. I am never putting something up it for love.

snip
And kill kittens!

... is that a euphemism?

I don't know how it would be haha. I'd never hurt an animal, even if someone paid me.

 

[oktalist]

Mine is let a woman in stilettos stamp on one of my testicles.

This.

Also, there's this thing with a cheese grater...

 

[lucky_bob45]

You can just listen to the song. Every verse lists two things the character would do and one thing he wouldn't, "sooner or later you'll be screwin' around / I WON'T DO THAT... I won't do... anything for love, but I won't do that."

Quote for truth. the thing he wont do is basically the last line in every verse

"But I'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way"
"But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight"
"But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, so long, so long"
"But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way"
"[Girl:] After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

[Boy:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!"

"[girl] Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around"

personally i'd never take a swift kick in the happy sack for love. plenty of other things too.

 

[Willis_D]

Well, among some other previously mentioned ones, something near the top of my list would be sticking something up my penis. Just... no. Never. I am never putting something up it for love.

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And kill kittens!

... is that a euphemism?

I don't know how it would be haha. I'd never hurt an animal, even if someone paid me.

Ah well, the phrase ''killing kittens'' can also be used to mean ''masturbating''. Hence why I asked what I did. All a silly misunderstanding.

And really, no animal? Not even a dolphin?

 

[Artemus_Cain]

Uhh, I wouldn't stick my dick in molten lead. Or a meat grinder. Or a cat.

Let's get one thing straight, woman, I would only do you for love, no other people, animals, or objects, so stop asking me!

 

[gjendemsjo]

Usually when I get told to shut up I ask them why I shall shut up, and when they're explaining why I tell them to shut up.

Hehehe....