Ideas for the death of Naruto

[Peaterson Is Back]

I still like the Snu Snu idea

It's definitely not a good idea, because death by "Snu Snu" is an honorable death, which Naruto does not deserve.

Side note: I have the unique ability to instantly deserve an honorable death whenever I feel like it.

Your right Naruto needs something much worse. like being molested to death my Michael Jackson

 

[Syntax Error]

Wait, wait
4kids does not distribute, dub, own, or have anything to do with Naruto.
In America it's published by Viz Media.

And I think Naruto should probably beat the bad guy, grow up, become Hokage, and then die destroying an even bigger bad guy. Or die fighting Sasuke,

Either way, dying fighting seems suitable for a Shonen hero.

In a sick twist of irony, letting 4kids handle him is probably the quickest way to kill him.

 

[Madshaw]

he shud slip and fall on some icey path on the way to his "final battle", he hits his head hhard on a rock and slowly bleeds to death on from a head wound

 

[Evilbunny]

The Kyuubi consumes him completely and Sasuke and Rock Lee team up in a superstar tag team to kill him. Unfortunately Sasuke has to give his own life to do it. With his dying breath Naruto becomes human again and he and Sasuke meet in one of those white background dealies and shake hands as they both recognize each other as worthy rivals. Then they die and the series becomes about Rock Lee picking up chicks and going to bars then fucking everybody up.

 

[RPJesus]

I am violently opposed to the concept that not liking a series is grounds to bregrudge those who do.

This.
But, in the spirit of the thread; LAGANN... IMPACT!

 

[Mrsoupcup]

gasoline, and a pipe bomb.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

anything that is slow and painfull

 

[Peach_hat]

Infected warts from toad guy.
If not that then some kind of uber jutsu that kills everyone but of course needs great sacrifice. It would be the most fitting end.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

I would want him to have a noodle overdose.

But a good ending would be that Sasuke is about to die. The snake dude(I havent watched naruto in years so I forgot his name) has the world under his hands and is going to destroy it. Naruto uses all of his power to basicly save sasuke and kill the snake dude. With so much power he essplodes! at his funeral he is elected honorary whatever the mayor title is for that show.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Castration by slow, agonizing paper cuts.

But only if we run out of shurikens and lightning.

Did somebody say shurikens and lightning? *breaks thru wall even though the door is open*

Ill never run out since I run on Mountain Dew and the hope of Duke Nukem Forever!

 

[God's Clown]

Naruto won't die. Sasuke needs to die though. I hate sasuke, such an annoying character. Brother this. Hatred that. Cry more plox sasuke. Cry more.

 

[dalek sec]

Have the Doctor or Torchwood use some funky alien tech to get rid of him for good.

 

[Peaterson Is Back]

kill him with a spoon!

 

[gigastrike]

Ok, this is how it's gonna go down: after naruto kills/convinces pein to stop, madara uchiha and sasuke are gonna show up to finish the job. Naruto is gonna convince sasuke that that isn't what itachi would have wanted at which point madara is gonna stab naruto through the stomach. Sasuke and madara will then have an epic uchiha vs uchiha battle that is probably interrupted by killerbee at some point so that they use the plot device that they went out of their way to create.

 

[bassie302]

hmmm... given the exceptional disrespect for the laws of physics I'd say mother nature gets even as Naruto slips of a cliff and dies on impact.