Idiotic online teammates.

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Kajt

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Mr. Gency said:
Kajt said:
Most TF2 players after any major update. 75% of your team will be made up of the class that just received an update. Just imagine trying to win a game of payload with 5 snipers and 4 spies.
How long does that last because I want to get that game.
It varies from server to server. Earlier today I went on a Dustbowl server and my team alone had 4 engies, but then I switched to an arena server and there was maybe 1 or 2 engies in total.
 

Megacherv

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People on TF2 who stand deliberatly in your way when you're trying to snipe. Curse it for not having friendly-fire sometimes...
 

Anarchemitis

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Kajt said:
Most TF2 players after any major update. 75% of your team will be made up of the class that just received an update. Just imagine trying to win a game of payload with 5 snipers and 4 spies.
Bonk Energy Drink. Their entire team wouldn't know what hit them.
 

EPolleys

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In TF2 whenever I go Heavy and try to advance with a Medic (In a pub server) they tend to run away at the slightest hint of enemy resistance. Or Medics who don't bother to use Uber when it would REALLY help everyone not die.
 

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EPolleys said:
In TF2 whenever I go Heavy and try to advance with a Medic (In a pub server) they tend to run away at the slightest hint of enemy resistance. Or Medics who don't bother to use Uber when it would REALLY help everyone not die.
In TF2 when a Heavy forgets I have a third of his health (including his overheal, assuming I have none), and pushes blindly forwards, forgetting that the rest of the team a) need heals and b) benefit from an alive Medic being able to uber sooner. When a Heavy fails to remember to give me a Sandvich during lulls if I'm hurt, or a Heavy fails to keep me alive against an easily spotted enemy. Or the Heavies who want to be Ubered when Demomen would clearly benefit more from Uberage at that time.

Also when a Natascha Heavy seems to believe their class requires any skill beyond basic common sense.

Damn, I hate Heavies a surprisingly large amount for someone whose second most played class is Medic, and third most played was Heavy a couple of months ago.

Eh, actually the biggest thing that bothers me in TF2 is lack of communication. Don't have a mic? Cool, me neither, but DO use the Voice Commands. A timely "Incoming" has saved many a team from an incoming uber/kritz/spamfest, and "Spy!" is just common sense.
 

10zack986

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I feel that the idiotic talkers aren't nearly as bad as the straight retarded mutes. These strange people with no mics that enter a game and suck massive donkey penis. You try and try to talk to them, tell them what's wrong, but it's as if they have no mind. It's like 1/4 of online gamers are robots.
 

Raikov

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A former friend had no patience, so he would start shooting at his own team because he couldn't wait for the enemy to show up...
 

Judgement101

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imahobbit4062 said:
Once in Team Fortress 2 on PS3 years ago, some dumbarse on my team was holding the enemies Intel so he could gain more XP, but it was unranked...he then proceeded to call him a n**ger and a jizz gargling kid.
That game isn't XP based at all.

OT: Me and my friends were playing BFBC2 and some idiot who join our squad spawn on us and went spraying bullets, died, and repeat, oh and we were snipers INSIDE the enemy base trying to sneak to the objectives. Lets say "we" alerted the enemies. Or as that moron said "You damned snipers gave away our position"
 

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One kid on red faction gurilla online he wanted to know what a RECONSTRUCTOR was! I was using one next to him and explained but then he treated me like some kind of tutorial one team-mate left the match because of the screeching voice and me and the other guy on the team (not the kid) managed to win then the kid wants to party up...
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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When I played Zombie Panic! Source (as the name suggests, a Source mod) I would usually play on the same map, Harvest.

On the map, there was a segment yo had to blow a wall in the basement. You can't stand close to it, because obviously you'll get blown to confetti. So there are two places where you hide for it to blow - one has a place where zombies get through, another that does have one, but is activated after the tunnel is blown. Obviously, most people chose the second place.

Well around all of the survivors are there, and when the fuse is blown we run to the tunnel to see...

That three survivors had barricaded the exit shut. And ran away.

So while we're all cussing and cursing them, we're trying to break down the barricade. Easier said then done, when zombies begin attacking us from the back. We quickly run out of ammo, and all die. Why? Because three survivors who forgot about us, barricaded the exit to stop zombies, and ran off in persute of weapons.

That was one of the main reasons I stopped playing, the other being how annoying it is to be a zombie.
 

Teh Ty

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I run into shitty players all the time one TF2 for Xbox. LIke, there was a kid building a sentry inside our spawn in gravel pit, a bunch of spies that try ot steal teleports, people that just cut off Engineer when they try to go through the teleporter.
 

TOGSolid

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Almost every recon player in Bad Company 2.

Seriously, it's so bad that until they prove otherwise, I just assume that they're going to be useless choads.
 

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Midnight Crossroads said:
WoW

Any player in an instance that insists on playing how they feel like it instead of how the team needs them to.

Warriors as tanks dual-wielding
Paladin healers trying to tank with Ret
Feral druids on heals that insist on using what little mana they have to shift in and out of cat form every five seconds
Warlocks that cast soul stone on themselves.
Hunters that insist that their pets are better tanks.

Thankfully this is mostly only seen leveling up and with pugs.
Ugh, it's kinda exhausting to be the only good player sometimes...
I mean, my level 43 taking warrior has been favored in groups more times than i can remember and most healer say that they've never had a easier tank to heal. Same thing applies for my Hunter *cough*
By the way, here she is [http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Defias+Brotherhood&cn=Anisia].
 

Soulgaunt

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Teh Ty said:
I run into shitty players all the time one TF2 for Xbox. LIke, there was a kid building a sentry inside our spawn in gravel pit, a bunch of spies that try ot steal teleports, people that just cut off Engineer when they try to go through the teleporter.
Ugh, I know how it is. Earlier I was playing 2Fort with someone on my team who I thought was five years old or something. No matter what class he played, he would do something wrong in the most obvious way!
I also hate it when people play a specific class at the worst times possible.
 

socialtangent

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The worst is when you have a team in a payload match in TF2, and your team can't gain any momentum because half of them are Engineers, Snipers, and Spies.

ADDITION: Engies are useful on offense, but not when there's fucking FIVE of them. Maybe two, at the most. A couple of well-placed teleporters can mean the difference between making that last push or losing.
 

Fenolio

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EURGH. I've wished many a time since the TF2 Engie Update that you could send giant popup messages in cases of extreme stupidity.

Me in Intel Toyfort with a fully upgraded base (level 3 sentry / dispenser and tele) between the two bases.
Some ass-hat comes along and builds a sentry [ ] <-- that far away from mine.
I explained that this was a REALLY bad idea and that he should build across from me so its less likely to be destroyed.
He then proceded to leech off my dispenser, level his sentry up to level 3 and and promptly got sap and stabbed because he was sat behind it like a goddamn idiot.

/Rant_over.