Some of my favorite examples of idiocy are:
"why do the stars move at night?"
"does it snow in a blizzard?"
"why do the stars move at night?"
"does it snow in a blizzard?"
Idiots, we all know one.
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This guy in my class from Cork who constantly asks teachers whether they're stoners. And despite my continued advice attempts to talk to people who have outright told him they despise him.
She's the most annoying ***** you will ever meet.
Here's a list of things that make her a *****:
- she speaks constantly and won't shut up. If you ask her to shut up she will say you're trying to control her and that "you're not the boss of me";
- she assumes everybody loves her and puts up with her. That's why she always acts surprised when people call her on her BS;
- she assumes people care about what she has to say. Supposely that's the reason she won't stop talking;
- she insinsts on insulting people smarter than her, even tho she couldn't even get past 7th grade without a whole load of help from about 5 different professors;
- she's a narcisist;
- she always tries to ruin conversations. You can't talk to a friend without her suddenly stating her opinion on shit that no one asked her to state her opinion about, always answering questions that were not directed at her, always replying to any sentence you spout even tho no word was directed at her;
- she always insults people who are either of average looks or a tad overweight even tho she herself is a fucking massive specimen.
Do I need to list more BS, or is this enough to reach the conclusion that she's a fucking *****?
(Excuse the "harsh" language used in the above rant)
Here's a list of things that make her a *****:
- she speaks constantly and won't shut up. If you ask her to shut up she will say you're trying to control her and that "you're not the boss of me";
- she assumes everybody loves her and puts up with her. That's why she always acts surprised when people call her on her BS;
- she assumes people care about what she has to say. Supposely that's the reason she won't stop talking;
- she insinsts on insulting people smarter than her, even tho she couldn't even get past 7th grade without a whole load of help from about 5 different professors;
- she's a narcisist;
- she always tries to ruin conversations. You can't talk to a friend without her suddenly stating her opinion on shit that no one asked her to state her opinion about, always answering questions that were not directed at her, always replying to any sentence you spout even tho no word was directed at her;
- she always insults people who are either of average looks or a tad overweight even tho she herself is a fucking massive specimen.
Do I need to list more BS, or is this enough to reach the conclusion that she's a fucking *****?
(Excuse the "harsh" language used in the above rant)
Well, I got into a debate about whether it would be a good idea to create a kind of clock watermark that would be the background of the internet.
Supposedly, "Loads of people would buy it, because they're lazy"
Supposedly, "Loads of people would buy it, because they're lazy"
Not school related but this one is a story from home.
My sister was making something to eat, which was one of those microwaved hotdogs.
She walks into my room and asks how long, she should put these on for.
Here's the story.
Her: Jamie how long should I put these hotdogs on for?
Me: 60 seconds.
Her: Ok thanks, goes down to make them.
She returns a few minutes later.
Her: Jamie it's not working.
Me: What do you mean its not working?
Her: Well I try to turn the timer to 60 seconds but instead, after 50 seconds it shows one minute.
Me:..... There is no way that we are related, it just can't be true.
My sister was making something to eat, which was one of those microwaved hotdogs.
She walks into my room and asks how long, she should put these on for.
Here's the story.
Her: Jamie how long should I put these hotdogs on for?
Me: 60 seconds.
Her: Ok thanks, goes down to make them.
She returns a few minutes later.
Her: Jamie it's not working.
Me: What do you mean its not working?
Her: Well I try to turn the timer to 60 seconds but instead, after 50 seconds it shows one minute.
Me:..... There is no way that we are related, it just can't be true.
A magnum round between the eyes? (which was a the example I gave) If you can survive that, then I demand proofWrongSprite said:
You didn't mention that.Kuchinawa212 said:
Nonetheless, take a look down this page, plenty of examples. Between the eyes is one of the best places for surviving a headshot I think.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081025181528AAwuTUt
I know one jagoff that thinks marijuana is good for you. The sad thing is, he has an entire circle of about thirty people who agree with him.
Ahh. My friend Lewis. I wish we'd make a book of quotes, containing all the dim things he'd said. We'd have pissed all over the length of all 7 Harry Potter books respectively.
A couple of faves:
"Yeah, it's my birthday in March, and I've got my driving test. Yup, march is a good year..."
During prank wars, he sat on a 1-inch thumbtack, only to stand up 3 seconds later and shout "Ow!"
Lewis was being told off, and he snitched out our mate Simon. This is how the conversation went:
Teacher: Why did you snitch out Simon?
Lewis: Hey, if I go down, he's coming with me!
Teacher: Do you say that to your girlfriend?
Lewis just gave him a blank stare while we all nearly died laughing.
A couple of faves:
"Yeah, it's my birthday in March, and I've got my driving test. Yup, march is a good year..."
During prank wars, he sat on a 1-inch thumbtack, only to stand up 3 seconds later and shout "Ow!"
Lewis was being told off, and he snitched out our mate Simon. This is how the conversation went:
Teacher: Why did you snitch out Simon?
Lewis: Hey, if I go down, he's coming with me!
Teacher: Do you say that to your girlfriend?
Lewis just gave him a blank stare while we all nearly died laughing.
WrongSprite said:
Wellll, ok. But I wouldn't bet my life on it. And if gets in your brain then I don't think you'll live very long
