If A Random Girl Walks Up and Punches You Would You Hit Her Back?

[Corporal Yakob]

I'm afraid I'd have to answer force with disproportinate force and beat her and her entire family to death with a wild ferret tied to a stick.

Or just punch her back while feeling that my paranoia about that crazy looking woman across the street whose been punching people for no good reason was validated.

 

[Woodsey]

I would probably create a thread that was a thinly-veiled and poorly thought-out response to all the feminist arguments recently.

Or, y'know, stub a cigarette out in her eye. I should probably take up smoking though....

 

[GestaltEsper]

Honestly I'd probably shout "What the hell?" and then play the rest by ear.

 

[TheKaduflyerSystem]

You Shouldn't give what you can't take back.
But I don't punch people, I subdue them; almost pacifist, mainly because my morals won't let me hurt people.
Oh crap, what if I'm a Robot and I don't know it O_0

 

[Vault101]

This Thread is for the guys to answer but ladies feel free to answer as well. Personally i would hit a girl if she walked up to me and punched me in the face if I didn't know her.

sooooo...

what point are you trying to make here?

 

[Shaved Apple]

If a girl you didn't know hit you would you hit her back.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

No. My dad taught me to never hit women.

I've been punched in the face by three different women (all girlfriend, all with fiery tempers) and I barely registered any pain. I've got a pretty solid jaw. If I got hit I'd probably just shrug and walk off. If they continued then I'd have to restrain them.

 

[Twilight_guy]

No. I'd ask 'what the fuck?' like a sensible person who uses words and not fists.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[karcentric]

Probably, more out of natural reaction and impulsive nature.

 

[ecoho]

first say son of a ***** and proseed to cuss for about 2-3 mins then ask her if her hands ok (hard head) then walk away.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Well that sort of depends entirely on the situation doesn't it?

 

[Filiecs]

No, because I don't hit people unless my life is in danger or they "literally" are agreeing to let me hit them.

Defend myself? Definitely.

 

[Insanely Asinine]

I'd probably laugh.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Twice as hard as they hit me.

 

[LetalisK]

I'd bite her ear off. If it's good enough for Mike Tyson, it's good enough for me.

 

[JLML]

I'd give her a soft pat on the head, smile, and say "you're lucky I'm in a good mood, otherwise this would include a lot more dead bodies. . ." followed by my super-creepy-serial-killer-insane-guy-smile. The one I managed to give a friend nightmares with. ^_^

Well, either that or not reacting at all. I tend not to notice getting hurt, you see. So why would I notice her to begin with? I'd probably be too busy trying to taste stuff. Like the rain. Delicious rain. . .

Goes for both women and men, though. Both scenarios.

 

[Elemental]

I would quickly Batcounter her punch and throw her away.