If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Admiral Stukov]

Watch and learn what it means to be a real Swede.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Watch and learn what it means to be a real Swede.

That is true.. Men du vet att jag är svensk va?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Nej, jag trodde du var polack och skrev på svenska för att jäklas >_>
Now go cook dinner, SWEDISH STYLE!

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

_>
Gör du så, don't scare the neighbours to much now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Smells like Sweden.
*closes door*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What is it with my front door airlock that attracts anime girls?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's a nice airlock.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That it is. I knew painting it purple was the correct move.

 

[Mettking]

I already told you! I don't want to join the armed forces!

 

[gundamrx101]

Why are the megaman miners, a russian, a pleasant looking anime girl and deapool on my front lawn? The eff is this?

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Put that sword away young man. You will poke your eye out.

No, you can't have my wallet.

*slams door*

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I would slam the door before I even finished opening it, then calmly resume my day as usual, attempting to ignore the giant fox creature on my doorstep.

 

[xmbts]

Aren't you dead?

 

[Yureina]

I'm sorry, but I don't want to buy anything today.

 

[RagnorakTres]

What the....my door is hidden. In a hidden ninja village. Most ninja can't find my fucking door. What do you want that is so goddamn important that it couldn't wait another 20 minutes for me to open my smithy?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What the, there are no trees near my house. Why are there leaves blowing in the wind near my house? Did you summon these leaves?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Oh, yeah, sorry. Side effect of teleportation.

Why do you blink. You are a robot. Or something akin to a robot. You do not need to blink.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You do know that the outside of my door is in SPESS space, right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If you're here, then there is something you need, no?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Yes, would you like to donate money to the "Admiral's alcohol research fund"?