If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[NerfedFalcon]

Okay. Which anime audition did you get rejected from?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Would you like something to eat? No you don't need to cook. You insist?
Ok, then fine, like me to help? No I don't want anything special, just something small.
I don't eat too much.
Ok you can stop hugging me now

 

[pyramid head grape]

Do you like ice cream. ^^

 

[SereneMidnight]

"Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with?" I'll go with a casual remark.

 

[pyramid head grape]

*Hugs* There so cute ^^ avatar wise.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Sup. nice hat. Wanna come in?

...what? What else would I say to someone who looks like that?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

[sub]...please don't hurt me...[/sub]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Closes door, hides prescription LSD, opens door, checks to see if still outside...

Why do cartoons keep coming to my house?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Glowing soldiers. Interesting. I thought the extent of my insanity was my somewhere-short-of-encyclopedic knowledge of Internet memes and Touhou's mythos. Go away!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have enough of whatever it is your selling. =3

 

[M0rp43vs]

No solicitors!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are you looking at me like that?
Err
*closes door*

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

No, I don't want any fairy dust cookies!

Oh wait, are those Thin Mints?

Come on in...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Am I going to get shot now?

 

[DOOM GUY]

Who are you and what are you doing outside my house?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Why is there a pony outside?
/Closes Door, Grabs Bat

 

[Sacman]

Slap them in the face...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Get confused by a blurry reality?

 

[Connor Lonske]

Oh shit, I must be the One seeing how I see everything all digital like.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Holy crap, he is assuming direct control! D: