If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Code Monkey]

"Please tell me you come in peace. Please?"

 

[Sleekgiant]

How did you reach the door bell

 

[Code Monkey]

I found a stool.

 

[Dark Knifer]

So... How do you open doors if no-one is on the other side?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would get their autographs and sell them on Ebay!
$.$

 

[brtshstel]

STOP! (look at my avatar)

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

We would battle and he would give in to my awesome strength and forfit(?) as you can tell by his avatar.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Awww it's so cu-KABOOM.

 

[Vrex360]

0_____0

So.... it's come to this at last.
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!

 

[Kollega]

[in the dullest, most monotonous tone of voice imaginable]

A Sangheili. Meh. Well, what are you waiting for, come on in. It's already an entire space traveler convention in here.

 

[MurderousToaster]

A strange, midget hat-wearing thing.

Hmm.

Want some biscuits?

 

[Knife-28]

We are building a consencus, please try again later.

 

[Kollega]

Hey, a geth! Finally something new. Come on in, i always wondered how it is - talking to entire species at once.

 

[Sleekgiant]

We would battle and he would give in to my awesome strength and forfeit as you can tell by his avatar.

Spelling Nazi Strikes again

O.T.-Why are you always here

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Sorry, can't spare any money, if that's what you want.

 

[Sleekgiant]

OMG you look awesome

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Thank you, strange dancing teddy bear. Have some change!

 

[Sleekgiant]

But I'm rich I just do this for fun

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would clap! ... A bunch!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would redirect you to the hugging game