If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[i don't know]

GAH SPIT ME OUT ALREADY! No death means endless torment inside of your stomach, unless I start burning that is...

 

[mParadox]

You're eager to please I see. :O

 

[springheeljack]

Thank you for getting rid of that nasty business feel free to stop by some time...but not now...

 

[The Funslinger]

Utter confusion. I suppose a fishing trip would be a possibility.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'd probably fear for my life. There's a man with akimbo revolvers on my doorstep.

 

[mParadox]

You look sad. D: Why you sad? ;~;

 

[springheeljack]

Dear god man stop showing up at my doorstep!

 

[Roxas1359]

Okay, who hired you to steal my stuff?
Was it Para? I know he wants to steal my cheese stash.
Well he won't get it and neither will you!
*slams door and locks it*

 

[springheeljack]

Is the world ending? Why are you at my door? You ...you...thing!

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I don't buy from doorstep sellers. Go away.

 

[mParadox]

Again. Why are you so saaaaaaaaaaad? D:

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I'm not sad, I'm trying not to laugh at the protagonist of the anime I'm from.

[sub][sub]I'm role-playing now apparently.[/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

*squints* Oh so you are! :O

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Yes, he's trying to attack me and he's very serious about it. But I am just toying with him, it's so funny!

 

[mParadox]

Give the lad some credit. At least he's trying!

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

I'd probably ask him what he wanted. He just looks like an ordinary person to me.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

What the hell is it?

 

[Roxas1359]

Why hello there. Would you like some cookies? Some milk? How about some get off my lawn or I'll release the hounds?