If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

Here, use this.

*gives TM18*

O.O With this weapon, I SHALL RUE THE WORLD.

 

[LynxParadox]

Are you sure you can? ruling the world is a big responsibility...you need to feed it, wash it, and play with it...wait... were we talking about a pet of some kind?

 

[Tiger Sora]

Hello? *Looks down* Jesus Moses!. *Calms down* Well, I'm sure some Japanese lady would love to own you. To the internet!

 

[mParadox]

Are you sure you can? ruling the world is a big responsibility...you need to feed it, wash it, and play with it...wait... were we talking about a pet of some kind?

The Earth is a pet! Buy all of 'em now! Including the adorable hamster Pluto! Get the whole set and get free food for 3 months! YEAH.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I uhh.. yeah no idea how to counter that one. ;=;

Short of turning into a fat, bald pig, there is no escape from the yaoi fanservice. NO MERCY!

 

[mParadox]

Short of turning into a fat, bald pig, there is no escape from the yaoi fanservice. NO MERCY!

But but... he boinked a nun! A cute one! How's that yaoi fanservice? D:

 

[LynxParadox]

If your hiding from tizzy you should go elsewhere >.>...

But if your looking for him he's stealing my fish again!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What an odd kitty...thing.

 

[Steppin Razor]

But but... he boinked a nun! A cute one! How's that yaoi fanservice? D:

IT WAS A TRAP!

On topic
*feeds Zapdos to my level 100 Magikarp*

 

[mParadox]

IT WAS A TRAP!

WRONG.

You want it to be a trap because you secretly want it to be a yaoi fanservice! So you can finally rest in mind, body and soul.

WELL TOO BAD.

 

[mParadox]

*cuddles face* Sooo cute!

*pats head* ALAS! Time to go. *disappears* Better luck next time love.

 

[neoontime]

Don't run away!
I want to catch all you!
*Throws escapéballs at everyone in this thread*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*door slam, shotgun hastily loaded*

 

[mParadox]

Want some tea while you wait?

 

[mParadox]

WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

IT'S ONLY FOR RED. >:C

 

[neoontime]

*Grabs tea from your hands, sips, spits it in your face*
Why would you give me this, I hate tea?