If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Anarchemitis]

In all likelihood I'd close the door after feeling somewhat mindscrewed.

 

[bgg1996]

OMG, it's Mr. 2D!
He's SO flat!

 

[Snarky Username]

I would stop dropping acid, for one.

 

[gamptrak]

you're a bear fish?

 

[bgg1996]

OMG a lake, at my doorstep.
I can't believe it!

 

[gamptrak]

No, its a wolf at your doorstep silly

 

[bgg1996]

OMG, a wolf that cannot differenciate between above and below!

 

[Snarky Username]

I would wonder if Little Red Riding Hood was coming soon

EDIT: I would still stop dropping acid

 

[gamptrak]

I wonder if you would still be alive on my doorstep

 

[bgg1996]

Doth thou howl at me?

 

[gamptrak]

I only howl at the moon, never stars

 

[oppp7]

JESUS CHRIST IT?S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

 

[In_Love_In_Flames]

OOOH! A singing telegram !

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Who are you?

 

[The Bum]

oops (please ignore this)

 

[The Bum]

You must be a conisour of fine foods do come in for some roast rhino

 

[The Bum]

It seems you have been ninja'd.

You failed the test. Go away.

Yes but i failed in a fashion full of win so i think i'll stay