If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[yuval152]

....

I have no idea who is your avatar, so I'll start to sing never gonna give you up.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's Lain from Serial Experiments Lain.
also: OHAI YAHTZEE.

 

[Sacman]

I would invite them in for tea... and soup...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I like both.
Unless those were euphemisms.

 

[Sacman]

No, I just wanted an excuse to post my soup stirring gif...

Though, it could be if you want it to...<.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Have them stand in front of the TV and watch that video from "The Ring"

 

[yuval152]

You are not worthy of being in my presence, you taco. I only talk with tortillas.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine!

I'll get a new neighborhood... with sharks and jetpacks!

You don't get to hang out with us, either!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oh, come in, you and I are going to have a lot of fun.. aha ahaha Hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!!111

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hey kitty! Come on in...


*BOOOOOOOOOOM*

No, Kitty! D:

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I see what you did there!

And now I want you to recycle your newspapers!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*throws face eating slime on face and slams door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not giving you a pay raise now!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Come on in, I think @IStompOnKittens wanted to see you...

 

[sb666]

*Eats Taco*

 

[Euryalus]

No solicitors *slams door*

...*creaks door open slighty* unless you're selling chocolate

 

[sb666]

*dead*