If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We should destroy Stomp so he'll stop illegally acquiring faces.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm guessing you bought a "Sexy Witch" costume at Party City

Who cares, I've got your candy!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Don't listen to Troublesome, all these faces are mine, I swear!
Together we shall destroy the world..
[sub]that avatar is beautiful c':[/sub]

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No!! How will I ever leave the house now!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

OH MY GOD, A BOMB

Quick, hide in the fridge!

In you go with me kitty!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You already came here, only 1 treat per person (or kitty)

 

[sb666]

Don't take the kitty D: that's what causes the explosions!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Me...meow...?
BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWM!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOT THE KITTEH! D:

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Stop summoning lightning storms, that's bad for business!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Stop summoning evil it's bad for- ... actually, nevermind, it's PERFECT!
MWUHAHAHAhahahahaha!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm on camera! Oh hai!

Wait, why does this remind me of that AC-130 mission from CoD 4?...

OH NOES!

*Ducks into alleyway*

 

[xmbts]

I'm bored.

You're boring Zoidberg.

*Closes door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It looks like it will rain soon. Make sure to find cover.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

*Hands pepper spray over*

 

[sb666]

Who opened the gateway to hell?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're acting suspicious. Do you know the whereabouts of Waldo?