If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[karcentric]

Butterflies? Where?
Aww,you changed your avatar to a creepy guy.
Creepy guy, do you want to have some fun?!
[HEADING=2]*Slice*[/HEADING]
[sub][sub][sub]KEKEKEKEKEKE[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Guy? It's a female...

OT: Would you like something to eat?

 

[neoontime]

Butterflies? Where?
Aww,you changed your avatar to a creepy guy.
Creepy guy, do you want to have some fun?!
[HEADING=2]*Slice*[/HEADING]
[sub][sub][sub]KEKEKEKEKEKE[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Guy? It's a female...

OT: Would you like something to eat?

What? Oh well, I can only see half of the picture.
Either way, when I gaze at my work, meat jelly doesn't really have a distinguished gender.
[HEADING=2]*Slice*[/HEADING]
[sub][sub][sub]KEKEKEKEKEKEKE[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Make him recite the whole US Constitution...

CAUSE MERICA

 

[karcentric]

If I opened my door to see that... I'd literally lose my shit and throw things at it.

Who in their right mind would react rationally when a giant, MERICAN eagle with a taco for a head show up on their doorstep?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I would probably call the MERICAN ambulance

He has no skin!

 

[Ytomyth]

American Chicken Taco! OMNOMNOM!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

If he's endangered, rant about the Commies in the EPA

If not, FIRE AWAY

 

[karcentric]

How tall are you? Like 2 foot? here's ladder.

*patronising smile*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

NOPE

*Flies away in a red,white and blue rainbow*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Welcome to Soviet Russia.
Come on in, we have cupcakes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm just going to close the door now.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

OH SHI!!!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

That's a good use of MERICAN explosives!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*replaces taco with cheeseburger*
Cause 'MERICA!

 

[xmbts]

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

:-O

 

[neoontime]

（゜◇゜）->
*poke poke, stab stab*
(＾▽&#65342 KEKEKEKEKE

 

[Ice Car]

THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

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