If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[karcentric]

You seriously have to stop looking at me like that...

 

[Ruedyn]

...*Closes door*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why hello there!

 

[White Lightning]

What do you want?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To figure out what you are!

 

[mParadox]

An excellent question my dear! We shall figure it out together!

...

After a nice cup of tea.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Why hello doctor!
Please come on in, no need to wipe your feet. Do you have my juice?

 

[mParadox]

Indeed I do! Prepared from the finest of minerals, it will set your taste buds alight!

 

[karcentric]

Alight? Here allow me to set you alight.

*pours petrol on Paradox*

 

[mParadox]

Stop teleporting to this place then! D:

 

[xmbts]

*stuffs into burlap sack and carries away*

 

[C F]

CAPTCHA: who is it?
Oddly specific for the circumsta- Hello there.

Care for some licorice scottie dogs? You look like a fellow who appreciates candy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*slam door*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

...
My pa would send me right to hell for thinking such evil thoughts mam but... would you please come in?
*Waggles eyebrows*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Come with me if you want to live

You're in terrible danger!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ohey, come in. Do you like pumpkin pie? You'd better say no.

 

[Ruedyn]

Are we talkin with or without whip cream. [sub]I dislike it either way [/sub]

 

[Josh123914]

Shoot the user on sigh- oh, what? avatar? well I have no idea what it is, probably begin barricading my first floor entrances.