If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

I try to maintain. I always end up in very wet situations. <.<

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Pulls on your tie*

Gotcha tie and what are you going to do about it?
Neh neh.

 

[karcentric]

*picks you up, while still holding the tie*

I'd say choke if I had to guess...

 

[mParadox]

*Pulls on your tie*

Gotcha tie and what are you going to do about it?
Neh neh.

Well to prevent the possibility of choking I would come close no? *comes a bit closer* o.o

 

[kannibus]

I would offer you tea and crumpets.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Please stand still.
I would like to have your head mounted above my fireplace.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I would wiggle....

Because cowboys love the wiggle

 

[neoontime]

^ This guy gets it! :3
*Lion dances along*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dam ghosts keep building a wall at my door.

 

[Kae]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now I have to travel in the desert bus for who knows how much time, it will be tiring and boring.

 

[mParadox]

Oh don't worry. You'll have me as company.

I know it's not the best of bargains so shush. >.>

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Fetch me my whiskey Manuel and make it snappy!

 

[mParadox]

*gives vat filled with whiskey* My liege. *bows*

 

[StormShaun]

How can my house cat TALK!?

 

[mParadox]

Well it's a simple thing really.

I gave it Earl Grey... and then it started talking! O.O

Simple no?

 

[karcentric]

Well I say stop...

*hits with a stop sign*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Put it him to the guillotine for charges of conspiracy and plot to overthrow the Taconarchy

 

[mParadox]

Serve his royal Highness until the moment his head rolls off.