If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[karcentric]

*slices*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: *Mouthguns*

 

[mParadox]

More tea Ma'm?

Spoiler

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Jumps on bandwagon:

Spoiler

Shoots you in face

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: *Gets shot in the face and doesn't afraid of anything*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ask her to sign a petition to strengthen gun control laws in the US

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'd turn off the can opener and ask him if he wants to go out to eat instead

 

[karcentric]

I ain't signing anything, you'll send me spam!

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Gun control?

 

[neoontime]

How dare you have no regard for door! Please don't shoot me while I engage the force fields.

 

[karcentric]

Let's find out.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Pushes you into forcefield*

Looks like we're having an exotic barbecue tonight, PA!

 

[dalek sec]

Wondering what the hell a cowboy is doing at my doorstep before blasting him.

 

[xmbts]

Tetris always did annoy me.

 

[mParadox]

Naaaw.

Tetris is just Russian for 'I love you~ <3'.

Russians are articulate like that.

 

[karcentric]

*opens door and peers out*

Go away you weirdo...

*closes door*

 

[neoontime]

Spikey Freak!
*hides*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Mmm dinner.