If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*puts out another saucer of milk*

Come back anytime.

 

[neoontime]

*Kicks saucer*
My cat wants a big juicy steak instead!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How many times have I told you, I don't have any sexy!

 

[xmbts]

Sexy is a myth.

 

[karcentric]

Shut up, that cat has my shoes!

*charges after Tizzy*

 

[MammothBlade]

No you may not chase them through here... but you can come in for some tea. I INSIST.

 

[karcentric]

*charges through house, grabbing a tea cup and continues chasing*

Thank you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You should calm down, sir!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Stammer out something intelligible and barrel roll to the side

Girls appearing on my doorstep tends to have me do that

 

[mParadox]

*pat the taco head and be on my way. Merrily. >*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stand ramrod straight and watch intently.

._.

 

[xmbts]

Red is quite taken with this taco petting.

 

[Ruedyn]

I sense a disturbing lack of symmetry...

 

[neoontime]

Why is your cat blue! Everyone knows cats are yellow!

 

[sb666]

I wonder what a blue cat tastes like?