If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[DJude]

Oh my god... a floating word... kill it!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Whose a cute red eyed demonic animal?You are,You are!

 

[DJude]

What the? another one? DIE!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Only if you were a shark.

 

[Kud]

*Stares for a few seconds than walks inside and gets my net*

A real anime girl!

You will sell for tons on the internet!

 

[DJude]

Hey! no sleeping on my porch!

 

[HK_01]

*gets his net*

I have three now! I'll be rich!

Edit: Ah, crap, ninja'd.

Okay, I'll keep that thing as a pet then. Will make an awesome dog!

 

[DJude]

*tries to get Hail's attention*

 

[Rasputin1]

Damnit, ninja'd

If a shark turned up on my doorstep, I'd very quickly run the other way..

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Box man will never escape box

 

[DJude]

Stonking great tits! *thumbs up*

 

[Kud]

*Throws a bucket of water on the shark*

 

[GodofDisaster]

Um sorry to bother your whilst your sleeping, but could you please sleep else where.

 

[Kud]

*Opens door*

*Gets owned by explosion*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

More gosh darn hippies sleeping on mah mountain,Eh,next time I'll just roll a boulder down see how all those dang hippies like boulder.

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Opens door*

Stares intently at breasts and looks up.

Ok if you promise not kill me with that sword, then I promise to stop staring at your breasts. *Stares*

 

[Rasputin1]

Oh.. my... god.. Nel's at my front door! *Squels like a little fanboy*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Come one in estranged wall hating comrade,The snacks are in the freezer,just don't open the cooler that has the words "Human Hands" scrawled on the side.