If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sir Pootis]

I see your hat and steal it.

 

[neoontime]

Put a hole in it!

 

[thesilentman]

Enjoy the spikes down there!

 

[Living_Brain]

The hell you mad at me for? Hello..? You gonna answer me? *Shuts door*

 

[Kae]

Oh hi... Well uh... Why are you pulsating like that?

 

[evilneko]

You're a girl, right?

 

[neoontime]

I do not want to buy any girl scout cookies! Leave me alone already!

 

[piinyouri]

"......."
*slowly shuts door and pulls drapes*
"Yes hello? I need an officer out here please........well, somethings here and I think they are stalking me from my porch.
What is it? Um...two small furry animals that just keep staring and dancing.
Hello?
Hellooooo?"
;_;

 

[UnusualStranger]

Heard you were having some problems with some fuzzy animals?

 

[neoontime]

Cowboy alien thing?
Wha-What?! How do you exist?!

 

[UnusualStranger]

You act as if YOU are logically existing. Dancing animals with spiked hair? Right...

 

[thesilentman]

*Opens door*

No, I do not give anything to people who looked like they might be from DOTA or LoL. Why do you look like one such person?

*Closes door*

 

[Hemlock]

Please get your candy somewhere else before I get out a giant sword.

 

[UnusualStranger]

....Do you need a comb or something?

 

[thesilentman]

I don't. Thanks for asking.

*Closes phone*

 

[sb666]

I slap!

 

[piinyouri]

Oh, just a zombie.
*closes door*

 

[neoontime]

You act as if YOU are logically existing. Dancing animals with spiked hair? Right...

Someone needs to visit Kenya...Hurry Now! Amazing Offer!
Ot: Ahh, a *****-slapping ghost witch!

 

[piinyouri]

GAH, they're back!
Well I brought back up this time!
Stranger!
I got some bounties for ya!

 

[Kae]

... Double post -_-'