If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

evilneko · Mar 10, 2013

But I'm totally into robot lolis. At least, I'm pretty sure that's Flower...

thesilentman · Mar 11, 2013

I insist. :-|

evilneko · Mar 11, 2013

Don't make me push you down a flight of stairs.

karcentric · Mar 11, 2013

You call yourself evil...

*baths in a wreath of flames*

You want something?

Hemlock · Mar 11, 2013

Yeah. *kicks karcentric in the stomach*

thesilentman · Mar 11, 2013

No, I don't have the secret to immortality.

Hemlock · Mar 11, 2013

Do you have any secrets?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Mar 11, 2013

You look pretty intense... I should leave you be.

thesilentman · Mar 11, 2013

MOTHER OF GOD, DON'T COME IN HERE. YOU'LL KILL THE HOSTAGES.

...

... Oops.

Nantucket_v1legacy · Mar 12, 2013

*Gives candy*

xmbts · Mar 12, 2013

*Throws octopus*

What now?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Mar 12, 2013

*throws shrimp*

Whoops!

mParadox · Mar 12, 2013

*sets fire to lobsters*

BON APPETITE.

Hemlock · Mar 12, 2013

Wait a second, these lobsters look limp.

thesilentman · Mar 13, 2013

Are you one of them?

piinyouri · Mar 13, 2013

A seven? Or maybe an eleven?
Thine serpent eyes are surveying thee.

UnusualStranger · Mar 14, 2013

....whats with the funny look?

thesilentman · Mar 14, 2013

I should be asking you that. :-/

karcentric · Mar 14, 2013

*opens door sightly*

Away with you!

*slams door*

Basement Cat · Mar 14, 2013

I guess that "Orb of Dragonkind [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbs_of_Dragonkind]" the artifact peddler sold me wasn't slag glass after all.