If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

Please, come in!

The apple pies are ready.

 

[Nouw]

It appears you are the one coming in! Bring your apple pies anyway :3.

 

[mParadox]

MY apple pies are glorious!

They'll melt in your mouth and your stomach will feel divine.

 

[Nouw]

*noms and this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1qHHLW11Q] starts playing.*

I demand another!

 

[mParadox]

*gives a whole basket* o.o

 

[Nouw]

*glomps*

Did I use that word right >.>?

 

[mParadox]

*pats head* Yes you did.

Welcome back. XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nouw is back! Happy times!

 

[mParadox]

INDEED.

EVERYONE, RELINQUISH YOUR VIRGINITY PIES.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Who's first ;)?

 

[thesilentman]

*Nosebleed.*

Brother, I'm thinking that she should be older than me by alot, right?

 

[mParadox]

I'm confused. o.o'
Are you a Jehovah's Witness or is this Halloween? >.>

 

[thesilentman]

PARA, PILOT THE EVA! x-D

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I SAW THE BASEMENT IN THIS THREAD! O.O

 

[mParadox]

NEVERS.

RED CHANGED HIS AVATAR. IT'S A PONY.

SOMEONE SHOOT ME WITH A NERF GUN.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

NOT POSSIBLE

 

[mParadox]

I KNOW. NERF GUNS DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TRAJECTORY POWER.

 

[thesilentman]

I'LL OBLIGE. GIVE ME THE NERF GUN, SOMEONE.

 

[mParadox]

I DON'T HAVE IT. YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO IMPORT IT.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I HAVE IT BUT WILL KEEP IT FOR MYSELF. IT WILL BE THE MAIN GUN THE HERO HAS IN MY 10,000,000 DOLLAR MOVIE.