If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm... I'm going to get you some medical attention.

 

[UnloadedDevice]

Slam the door as fast as I could to avoid electrocution.

 

[Nouw]

I don't even want to know where that yellow liquid is coming from.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Go away, Asuka. You're a total ***** and I have no clue why anyone actually likes you. '*****' is your only personality trait, but somehow that makes you better than better-rounded characters? Please. Get out of my face.

*slam*

 

[Neuromancer]

...That facial expression... Certainly familiar. Bah, no matter. As it stands, my dear, I have no obligation to listen to what you have to say as long as you stare at me like that.

 

[thesilentman]

Another day of my existence.

 

[kailus13]

Come in! I'd offer you refreshments but you can't eat them.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Hello there, do you need something?

 

[Neuromancer]

There is no bounty to be collected here. Go away.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You can come in, just as long as you don't steal any of my knowledge.

 

[DOOM GUY]

What's wrong? Do you need me to call an ambulance?

 

[neoontime]

NOPE!
*Locks the door and hides in the bathroom with a kitchen knife.

 

[kailus13]

*Opens door* Hi, how can I *Roar* *Closes door, hides under the bed*

 

[DOOM GUY]

You look upset, do you need some help with something?

 

[thesilentman]

*Opens.

HOLY JESUS FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME!! O_O

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm sorry sir, but I'm happy with my current provider.

Thanks anyway, please try next door.

GOOD DAY, SIR!

 

[Teoes]

I'd break out the first aid kit and offer some fresh plasters.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If you stood still, I could see who you are.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If your lightning hits my house, I will sue.

 

[DOOM GUY]

What's that you say? Running from a pissed off, electricity shooting bird?... sorry, can't help you, try Bob down the road.