If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You keep coming around my house. Why?

 

[kailus13]

YOU SHALL EAT MY TART! *force feeds*

 

[kailus13]

Yes please do come in, I have plenty left. *gives slice of tart*

 

[kailus13]

Have as much as you like. No-one else seems to want it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

... Did you just steal my house?
Or do we live in the exact house?
Wait are you my roommate, and I didn't even know?
If so where is the last 10 years of rent?

In order...

No, you've been trying to steal MY house.

Not quite. Its complicated. Alternate universes.

Sort of...

and actually... YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING THE RENT!

OT:

To make up for it... I made you a chocolate pudding pie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Fine: 100,0000,0000,0000,0000 gold.
Crime: Stealing a pie worth 4 gold.
PREPARE TO DIE!
*murders*

 

[staika]

*doesn't know what he just witnessed*

Well you sure did that blue cat thing in.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The law shall always prevail!

 

[staika]

I can see that, you pretty much slaughtered that poor blue cat. Oh well that was a weird cat, cat's can't be blue it makes no sense.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well, he was a dirty thief and a danger to he peace of the whole universe forever.

 

[kailus13]

I am arresting you for abuse of authority. Poor cat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am arresting you for being a stalker.

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm arresting you for animal cruelty and child endangerment, and so so much more!

Nah, I'mma just stab you

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll shoot you with a rusty sword if you don't leave now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'll shoot you with a rusty sword if you don't leave now.

That's not physically possible.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That was the point.

 

[Ruedyn]

I thought the point was on your shitty guns sword. HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LIED TO ME?!