If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Teoes]

You are a doctor! I'd ask why you're on my doorstep instead of tending to noseless chibi Gendo.

 

[Euryalus]

Umm... Are you drunk flaky man? You seem a little blurry. Here have some coffee.

 

[Neuromancer]

Since you're the one seeing him blurry, wouldn't you be the one drunk?

 

[kailus13]

Of course he's drunk, no sane person wears a clown mask.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You keep coming here. Is there something you want?

 

[Euryalus]

Since you're the one seeing him blurry, wouldn't you be the one drunk?

Shush you! He's not blurry! Just red! I'm fine! *hides bottle of Scotch*

OT: Team Rocket? What are you guys doing he... Holy Shit Zapados! *fetches master ball*

 

[kailus13]

Get rid of the clown mask and you can come in. You know what masks do to you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Over for tea again Kailus?

 

[kailus13]

You do make awesome tea, Redlin.

 

[Neuromancer]

"Sigh" Another strangely coloured sentient pony. They multiply like rabbits these days.

 

[kailus13]

Chibi Gendo! How has life at chibi NERV been going?

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm gonna be rich!

 

[Neuromancer]

How 'bout a shotgun blast to the face?

 

[kailus13]

...I'm starting to run out of "Sinister Plans" brand tea.

 

[Neuromancer]

That's ok, I'll just stick with water.

OT: Now, which Rei wanted a pony again?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

# 27

 

[Neuromancer]

Yes, yes! #27 wanted a pony. And #9 wanted a bunny.

 

[Headsprouter]

Staredown time!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not headsproutey enough. I'd forgive you if your name was mantroatsword or something, but as it stands its unforgivable.

 

[kailus13]

Aww, you don't look troublesome at all! Wait, where's my wallet?