If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Doc Gnosis]

I'm sorry, but the damsel you're kidnapping is in the house across the street.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I'd definitely freak out.

 

[Barbas]

Hey, man. I thought you were dead. How goes the master plan?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you want more milk?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get out of here you poser!

 

[Barbas]

For the last time, I am not a Zigzagoon. he lives next door. I swear I will call the f***ing SPCA if you do not stop throwing pokéballs at me.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Oh a doggie, I love dogs

 

[Barbas]

Would you like some tissues?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh hi neighbor (totally referencing the post where he called me his neighbor) what's goin oHOLY SHIT, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

 

[neoontime]

I don't trust that face! Get off my porch you scamp!

 

[Teoes]

I'd be chuffed until the song entered its third or fourth loop.

 

[Barbas]

Are you here for the agoraphobics society meeting?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Well since it's snowing, might as well come in and warm up by the fire

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have ridiculous hair.

 

[Barbas]

There are no Pokémons here. I have given them already to Christian Bale.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Interesting spelling.

 

[Barbas]

Oh, you're one of the ones who voted...*GASP*- Stay- stay away! WIFE, GET THE GUNS!