If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sacman]

Tell them it's in the novel section right next to graphic novels/manga and the movies...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*puts on rape face*

Oh for fucks sake! All last night I spend getting ninja'd by you, and I get back home from work today and I get frigging ninja'd by you again >.>
*stabs the dirty rotten ninja*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Sneak out the back way and ride my chocobo off into the distance.

 

[Timotei]

Pull the lever to the trap door on the porch.

 

[Sacman]

*Puts on rape face... for Alpha...*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

trap you in my sex room where we have lots of 'fun'

 

[Steppin Razor]

"Die you annoying *****!"
*stabs*

 

[Sacman]

Put on Star Wars...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Shoot them in the face.

 

[Sacman]

Put on the prequel trilogy... and hope they use the gun on themselves...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

smile and let her ingrimace and level a shotgun at the screen

 

[Steppin Razor]

Burn her!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

smile and let her in

 

[Steppin Razor]

Roll her up in a blanket and throw her off a cliff!

 

[Martin Toy]

Asks about where I can get such a fine pair of cat-ears.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Slam the door. Back you foul beast!

 

[Nouw]

"Why hello!" I'd lovingly invite her in.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Gah, a clown. DO NOT WANT!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

cat girl.......kawaiii ^______^ come on in out of the cold

 

[Steppin Razor]

*opens door*
Just don't break anything in here.