If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call the authority of the situation.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For the last time! I don't want a lottery ticket!


Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Face.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Close the door. He is in a very bad mood.

 

[Lust]

Open the door. Invite them in for pie.

 

[Nouw]

Pie?

*Throws pie.

"Am I funny? Do I make you laugh? Do I? DO I!!!!?"

 

[Lust]

*wipes pie off face*
*licks fingers*

No, it's just that I like me some pie.............anyways................have at you!!!!

*pounces*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Close the door at such a time as it collides with the door in a comic fashion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(Grabs your collection of random tickets and burns them)

What do you want?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, I will not help the Protoss fight Sarah Kerrigan.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Invite her in for tea and biscuits.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Wait...is that a missile? Shit...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Take pictures of them in funny positions.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Siphon its fuel.

 

[xmbts]

See if i can make her blink.

 

[Nouw]

Tell her that the real noodle came up.

 

[xmbts]

!
Have an awesome gunfight.
(and most likely lose)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Commencing local area network connection.

 

[Sacman]

I dunno... say hi and let them in... it seems like a reasonable response...

 

[xmbts]

Ah my dear old friend, whatshername.

 

[Sacman]

Make her sing Dare, I already kidnapped Shaun Ryder...