If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[The Clown]

up up down down left right left right---Instant Win!!! *Clown goes flying back*
"I'm not a girl!"
*flashes clown*

you forgot the "B A ENTER", so fail.

 

[Gamegodtre]

^ ^ V V B A SELECT START

Insta Banishment to the plain of eternal pain

i hate clowns
*slams door*

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, hi?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah hello... Murdoc sent you here?

 

[xmbts]

Nah, if he did you would have been gassed and abducted by now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... you don't seem to need recharging... so is this just... a friendly visit?
I'm sorry if I seem suspicious... but I don't get those very often.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

snip

Not at all.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Very well then... now that you're at my front door...
is there anything I can get you?

 

[xmbts]

*Raises hand*

Ugh I'm too tired to hit you right now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then how about this?

(hugs xmbts)

 

[xmbts]

*Standing in doorway unconscious while being hugged*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(puts xmbts in a bed in my house, goes into xmbt's house, kills Murdoc, goes back to my house, and sits in a chair, thinking)

 

[Scde2]

No, I will NOT donate to the "Save Pandora Group"!

 

[Sacman]

Murder him than use the twinkie defense when put on trial...

 

[Scde2]

I'd use the Chewbacca Defense ...

 

[xmbts]

*Groggily wakes up and goes to door*

Ugh Why is Johnny Cochran at my door spouting nonsense?

*Looks around*

Who's house is this?

 

[mParadox]

You're in my villa i believe. Please, state your business.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, I will NOT donate to the "Save Pandora Group"!

I am not, and never have collected for that charity.
I am however collecting for the "Cure for Colorblindness Group".

OT:

So... how's it going with the Borgias?

 

[mParadox]

Oh rather well dear boy. you do look awfully tired. Would you care for tea?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No thanks, I don't like tea or coffee.
Got any soda though?