If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Nouw]

Welcome to the Hive. *Chomps him in half

 

[Sleekgiant]

*disappears*

 

[Asturiel]

Welcome to my humble shop I hope we have what your looking for.

Wait you again? The looter who took 5 of my best guns from a spirit samurai shop? BASTARD *shoots*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*deflects bullet with another bullet*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

"If you're gonna come in then you better put that cigar/cigarette out."

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh great more visitors

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Opens door and looks at kitsune.*

"Give me a few moments and I will be with you in a second."

*Heads down the hall and quickly runs out the back door.*

 

[Pegghead]

I'd ask him to stop playing around with those damn swords, you could poke someones eye out!

 

[Asturiel]

Well, thats just fake blood...right? *Awkward laughing* If youll excuse me *FAN FLYING AWAY!*

 

[GodofDisaster]

Look Urahara for the last time, I am not going to be the test subject for your new invention, I don?t care if your desperate, go ask someone else like Rukia or Renji.

 

[Sleekgiant]

why did you put an exercise machine on my porch

 

[Premonition]

I'd go: A digital item in the real world? SKYNET IS ATTACKING! RUN FOR IT!

 

[Asturiel]

Welcome to the shop of doom we have a fine selection today.

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Opens door*

Oh it's just you, *sigh* what are you selling?

 

[Sassafrass]

What the hell are you doing with two sticks and that body?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Come right on in. I only say that to avoid the punch. I'm so smarts.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@Sassafrass: Geez. What a horrible visitor. I open the door after they knock, then they punch me in the face D:
I don't think I'll open my door any time soon again.

Above (Ninja): well, it would certainly be awkward, opening my front door only to see a cute kitten get hit by a Predator missile...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd laugh along with you.

It's funny when you don't know what's funny.

 

[Sleekgiant]

is it time for my check up

 

[Neosage]

Nice hat. Want to go to the pub?