If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

O hai! Would you like some tea?

 

[Neosage]

Yes, I would love some thank you darling.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do you use sugar cubes or just regular sugar?
[sup]I've never seen a sugar cube[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

Just sugar

 

[Dark Knifer]

Um... Can I help you?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Autographs autographs!!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd be scared stiff

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oh shit hide the bodies!

 

[Randoms]

I woudn't have a doorstep... or a house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder who the hell threw a brick saying "crying is okay here" at my doorstep!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wonders why the purple haired girl is standing there

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

You'll never kill me alive!

*runs into other room, and rolls back in with shotgun*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I thought you were just here

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I thought you were just here

As were you.

I blew you off my porch, didn't I?

 

[Sleekgiant]

no I vanished mysteriously

 

[Gadzooks]

I'd invite you in for a drink of whiskey and smoke with you.

 

[Kollega]

Hail the great... um... you are the leader of what exactly? Ah, it dosen't matter, come on in!

 

[Azraellod]

Huh. I really need to set bigger mousetraps. Or maybe get a really big cat.

*Shuts door, walks back inside*

 

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