If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Letting them it. They look cool.

 

[Blydden]

"Excuse me ma'am, are you lost?" I'd say while having a kitchen knife behind my back for self-defense.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

"What the hell am I doing in an ANIME!?!?!?!"

 

[Daffy F]

*Punch a Gubbins in the Faaaace*

 

[Dango]

Oh crap! DODGE DODGE DODGE! GAH STOP PUNCHING ME!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Protect them from harm.

 

[Dango]

Give her some starfish shaped bullets.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I buy whatever they were selling.

 

[xmbts]

Throw the door open while singing 'Jumper' just to see her reaction.

 

[Elemental]

Shit my pants again! But this time I'm loading my shotgun.

 

[neoontime]

Run back inside, this guy must be a poacher!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Share my animal crackers with him.

 

[Skorpyo]

I would slap it onto the side of my car.

 

[hyperhammy]

"Yo planet express, I'm real happy for you and I going to let you finish, but fed ex is one of the best delivery services of all time, of all time"

 

[Skorpyo]

D'aww. *huggle*

Here, have some caffeine.

 

[Sacman]

AH, it's hideous!!! Nuke it from orbit!!!

 

[Skorpyo]

Damn antenna!

*smacks T.V.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Gah! Smile dog!
*smites*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Take its picture! "Work it baby, show me your moves!"