If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Elemental]

I would adopt him

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Turn him in to the authorities.

 

[hyperhammy]

"No, I'm not buying anything! Good day!...asshole"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Omnomnom

 

[Steppin Razor]

*slams door*
I'm not sure what that is, but it looks like it has its rape face on.

 

[Steppin Razor]

My hair! My beautiful hair!
*stabs*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sigh*
I suppose not.

Come in, come in. Would you like something cold to drink?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh right, I always forget about the stabbing...

Here you go *hands over bandages*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... a catgirl preschooler? Ehh... send you to PETA, where they will most likely euthanize you.

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, but then they would probably mail you back the corpse as a way to show how "cruel and intolerant" you are.

And is that a protoss? In my neighborhood? I don't think so.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take off his head and use it for decoration.

 

[xmbts]

I would ask her if she's interested in working part-time as a lawn ornament.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What the fuck are you?
Uh... I guess I'd start with severing those wires one by one to see what happens.

 

[Lust]

AAAAGGGHHHH!!!! KILL IT, KILL IT!!!

*pulls out pistol*

Wait.......*sigh*.......sorry

Come on in. There's cookies and punch on the table.

 

[Dango]

"Why helloooo beautiful. How bout you come in inside for a little while."
*turns on smooth jazz*