If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Oh for fuck's sake... didn't I kill you already in another thread?

Give me that knife...

 

[xmbts]

Pfft who needs a knife when you have face bullets.

(Couldnt find one not on a shirt tho )

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What, some kind of digimon/pokemon thing? I guess I'd give it away for Halloween.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'd cast Firaja and close my door.
I'd then open my door and sweep the ashes away.
I refuse to join the neighborhood safety committee!

 

[Elemental]

*takes the hat and slams the door*

 

[Lust]

Ummmm.....................hello, Mr. Floaty Head..................

 

[Zeromaeus]

...Salutations? To what do I owe this visit, strange tattoo lady?

 

[Steppin Razor]

"Nice hat. Does it come in mens? I kid, I kid. Or do I?"

 

[Sacman]

We party but only if I get to be the Dance Commander...
...STOP!...
...
...
...CONTINUE!!!...

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'm sorry, but there is no partying around here. Just a circle we all sit in after shooting up on morphine.

 

[Sacman]

The party... it's in my pants...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ask if they wanted to see my basement.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Woo, a bus trip! Where you taking me?

 

[xmbts]

A small girl with a giant head dancing alone on my doorstep?
I feel like I'm gonna get strange looks from the neighbors.

 

[Steppin Razor]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[Sacman]

Start to party once more!!!

 

[Sacman]

Leave me alone, please! you can have my lunch money, just leave...