If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Xpwn3ntial]

Halloween is on Sunday, this is how I always dress.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Give them some candy and close the door.

 

[xmbts]

Is that murderous intent in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Tell them to sod off and get their own pot o' gold!

 

[xmbts]

Ask what's with this pot o' gold nonsense.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Cause you're a japanese leprechaun?

OT: Do you have a permit to sell those cookies?

 

[xmbts]

Ah, that makes sense I suppose, right this way.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Aah! A transparent bat!

 

[Sliverwings]

Have a cookie
*hands cookie*

 

[Lambi]

I'd d'awwwwww 'till I couldn't d'awww anymore.

 

[XJ-0461]

Please don't eat my face.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Hey kid, Halloween's tomorrow.

 

[Impluse_101]

*Burns you down down down in a burning ring of fire* D:<!!!!

I HATE VUVUZELA!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

GAAAHHH!!!!!
KILL IT!
KILL IT BEFORE IT INFECTS THE SHIP WITH ITS CUTENESS!!!!!
KILL IT!
BURN IT!!!!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Where are the Zerg when you need them?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... hello?

You look familiar...

wait... are you my lawyer?

 

[xmbts]

Wait if my brain is a computer how are you telepathically communicating with it? Logic error *head explodes*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Psionics reach out to all sentient life... you being a computer just means your mind works differently than most.

Anyway... oh... its you again... what are you selling this time?

 

[xmbts]

children Umm puppies want some?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Come in, grab a towel.