If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Jamiemitsu]

Hello, what can I do for you? (what else would I say?)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

FALCON HUG!

Spoiler

 

[xmbts]

Oh you and your falcon hugs. Where's the candy?

 

[Zirat]

Well, your a bit late but I have some left-over candy here. Take it.
*Launches candy cannon*

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Ummm...Halloween was two days ago?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yeah, yeah! Here's your gorram candy!

 

[xmbts]

Since when does it have to be Halloween to demand candy from strangers?

 

[Skorpyo]

So THAT's the other wi-fi signal I picked up.

C'mon in and sit in a corner for a few months.

 

[Vrex360]

Eeeeeek a giant glowing scorpion!!!

That's my least favorite type of scorpion.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What's all this about? You selling dictionaries?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A SHIP ON MY DOORSTEP!
I thought I told those damn neighborhood kids to stop messin' with my head!

 

[xmbts]

Need some Clear eyes?

Or perhaps just having Ben Stein follow you around is enough.

 

[TheDoctor455]

All right, what are you selling me this time?
Anime?
Pokemon cards?
A very specific genre of Hentai?
Cthulhu insurance?

 

[xmbts]

Cthulhu insurance sounds pretty awesome actually. But no porn I like the character too much to excuse some of the things that pop up in google images. *Shudders*

 

[DatCracker]

Hey Noodle! Wazzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

 

[xmbts]

Ah, jeez its this guy. (I keep doing that and I should really know better by now)

(welcome btw)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Did you bring the tequila?

 

[Dango]

No, I will not answer your survey questions.

 

[Yureina]

What's with the spinny arms? Are you looking for some trouble?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You sellin' magazines? Whatchya got?