If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Scde2]

Dammit, I'm getting my money back. That weed killer didn't do shit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens door*

1. The avatar's female.
2. It's a tasty pie.
Oh yeah, I went there. >

That settles that then...
now...
can I sample the "pie"?

OT:
Umm... I'm sorry, but I don't have any catfood for you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes? Are you an assassin for hire? If so, I have a job for you. If not, I could go for something shiney.. are you selling?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sign for the package I ordered.
Thank you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*gasp!* Are we going for a joy ride? Sweet!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes? Are you an assassin for hire? If so, I have a job for you. If not, I could go for something shiney.. are you selling?

Well... I'll take any mercenary work I can get... so who do you want dead? Or do you prefer a "termination of hostilities"?

OT:
I don't remember ordering a package... wait... this is from the Lady of Pain... no way in hell am I signing for that... TAKE IT BACK!!!! TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yes, the plastic surgeon lives five doors down.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Are you here about the noises in my atic?

 

[Scde2]

You said delivered in 30 minutes or less...

 

[TheDoctor455]

So... uhh... why are you here again?

Collecting for some charity or something?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yes, yes. Praise god, hallelujah. Is there a real reason you are at my apartment?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You've brought my vacuum back?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes, yes. Praise god, hallelujah. Is there a real reason you are at my apartment?

Yes. I wanted to tell you to stop trying to convert me. I've been an atheist for nearly a decade, and I don't see any reason to change. (seriously)

OT:
I've paid for the package... now where the hell is it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yes, yes. Praise god, hallelujah. Is there a real reason you are at my apartment?

Yes. I wanted to tell you to stop trying to convert me. I've been an atheist for nearly a decade, and I don't see any reason to change. (seriously)

OT:
I've paid for the package... now where the hell is it?

You probably know this, but I was pretending you were a Jehovah's witness. Just making sure.

OT:I have it. It is in my basement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes, yes. Praise god, hallelujah. Is there a real reason you are at my apartment?

Yes. I wanted to tell you to stop trying to convert me. I've been an atheist for nearly a decade, and I don't see any reason to change. (seriously)

OT:
I've paid for the package... now where the hell is it?

You probably know this, but I was pretending you were a Jehovah's witness. Just making sure.

OT:I have it. It is in my basement.

Why do you have it?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hell if I know. It just appeared tied up down there one day.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I'm not sure if we're talking about the same package here...

 

[Amzer]

Get the hell away from my super secret vau--ER UH...My non-super-secret every day suburban home.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you do know that you're the one that ordered the pizza, right?

 

[Amzer]

Oh er uh...Yes...*Has a silenced pistol behind back* Come right on in.