If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Amzer]

IGNORE THE DOUBLE POST -- Escapist Lag.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell... the silenced pistol crumbles in your hands)

Here's your pizza, it conforms to whatever you actually want it to be, and the cost is... about $12.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay, I'll sign. What is it, anyway?

 

[xmbts]

Hi, welcome back make yourself at home like usual.

 

[mParadox]

Got the new game, wanna try it out?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Please come in, I wish to play Brotherhood.

 

[mParadox]

I can tell you all the gameplay mechanics. And give you Ezio's Commentary.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can tell you all the gameplay mechanics. And give you Ezio's Commentary.

Please don't. I prefer Rifftrax-esque commentary.

OT:
Umm... I see that you've accidentally opened a portal to my house again... oh well... sure, you and your friends can come in...
As for that game... hmm... (mutters a spell, three or four odd-looking helmets appear)
Well... I don't have a game console, but if we put the disc in that circle over there, and if we put these helmets on, we can play the game that way.
I call the Doctor.

 

[mParadox]

Cooool. We're playing in real-time.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do come in. I just put the tea on.

 

[mParadox]

*sips tea* What taste!

 

[Yureina]

So... what brings you to my humble abode?

 

[XThecommander]

Come in, it looks like it's so cold out, that your hair, and clothes turned blue... *lets in.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Um... why is your bathroom at my front door?

 

[xmbts]

Ah yes, Mr. Oversmurf. Welcome.

 

[XThecommander]

Edit: Hello... Why is it pitch black outside, and what are those wires connected to that power you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You really don't want to know.
And again... why is your bathroom at my front door?

 

[XThecommander]

My bathroom? No, no, no! This is my closet...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... then why is your closet at my front door?

 

[XThecommander]

Because my wings are stuck in it, thus, I must carry it around.