If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[XThecommander]

What is thi-
*starfish beeps.*
O shi-
*throws starfish back at her, and watches as it hits her back, and explodes.*
Dangit... I have already been kicked out of so many neighborhoods, now I have to move before the police arrive.

 

[Dango]

You clearly haven't watched Clannad...

 

[XThecommander]

Indeed I haven't, no miss starfish, I don't wish to buy your girl scout cookies.
*shuts door.*

 

[Dango]

Nag him to watch Clannad and Clannad After Story.

 

[XThecommander]

*sigh.*
Fine, but could you please stop coming to my home. Whatever, would you like to come inside?

 

[Dango]

*bows* I would love to.

 

[xmbts]

Fuko? I assume this is either a wedding invitation or a restraining order.

 

[Scde2]

YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE A HOLOGRAM!

 

[XThecommander]

You have a big heart... Really, you have a big heart, which is made out of light, or some energy...

 

[mParadox]

Wanna play chess?

 

[xmbts]

Sure, as long as you don't mind winning and making me look inadequate.

 

[Scde2]

Someone call 911!

 

[mParadox]

*dials* Where do you live son!?

 

[Jonluw]

*Kicks in groin* *runs*

 

[Best of the 3]

Welcome him in. I can trust a viking... I think.

 

[mParadox]

Last i checked a deer wasn't a viking.

OT: Today we are having Earl Gray. Care for some?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Thank you... though I don't remember putting an ad out for a butler...
Oh well.
Come in, and lets see your resume.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Oh, hello again. Did you bring beer?

 

[xmbts]

What's the password?

 

[Dango]

Ummm... is it "password"?