If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

Tea is fine, It's just past 11 AM where I live.

 

[mParadox]

Lumps of sugar?

I personally don't drink tea so i wouldn't know.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... sorry, it seems our houses have been linked somehow...
This could take a while to sort out...

 

[mParadox]

Indeed. you should know that our defenses have been breached by a 'fox'...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn.
Where did you see it last?

 

[mParadox]

It's stalking us. thankfully I'm logging off for the night. Here's my gun and blades. Happy hunting!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Keep the gun.
Thanks for the knives.

Hmm...
here take this scroll and stone.
The stone will work like a walkie-talkie, but without static or other reception problems.
And the scroll will teleport you to a safe point if you get in trouble.

I'll search the west side, you go east.

 

[mParadox]

Hoe convenient! I live there!

 

[The Clown]

*knife-pie to the face*

 

[mParadox]

@_@

You feeling lucky?

*comes closer*

'Cause i feel really lucky

*comes closer*

Infact i feel..

*closer*

MURDEROUS.

 

[The Clown]

"same here, want a balloon animal.... in the shape of...YOUR OWN DEATH!!"

 

[xmbts]

Well I'm due to be shot up, sliced up, or beat up by a moderately angry young Japanese woman...so I'll take one of each.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I alter reality so that YOU are forced to direct 2012. (the shitty movie)

 

[The Clown]

come on in, I made BALLOON ANIMALS again, guess what shape they are.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Don't know don't care.

 

[xmbts]

Hi.
*shotgun to the stomach*
Welcome to my home.

 

[neoontime]

Hey
*sparta kicks off doorsteps and steals hat*
MINE!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... do you know that you have a sentence fragment stalking you?

 

[xmbts]

I'd give you the traditional secret handshake, but I have to keep my hat protected at all times.

You're not here to steal it are you?

 

[Gamegodtre]

slam door in his face for having that stabby look in his eyes