If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sliverwings]

Who keeps on littering on my lawn!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd give you the traditional secret handshake, but I have to keep my hat protected at all times.

You're not here to steal it are you?

No, keep it.

OT:
No... I don't think I need to go to any kind of wizard school.

 

[xmbts]

Good! now then...
*Shoots him in the chest*
Welcome to my home.

 

[Scde2]

Oh...Is this your house?

 

[Sacman]

No now get out...<.<

 

[Scde2]

>_>
_>
*Abducts*

 

[Paksenarrion]

Hello, I'm not interested in subscriptions...why do you have Lain tucked under your arm?

 

[xmbts]

Oh, is this about that shovel thing? Look I said I was sorry.

 

[Paksenarrion]

...THEN WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT SHOVEL?!

*drops plate of cookies*

 

[xmbts]

Do you know the people here? You should carry a blunt object at all times.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Why do you think I was carrying a plate of my homemade cookies?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... yes... I think I have an extra jacket around here somewhere...
ah... here you go, that should keep you warm.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Thank you kindly, good...um, sir...would you like a cookie?

*pulls a fresh tray out of nowhere*

 

[neoontime]

Okay I'll buy the cookies just don't burn down my house.

 

[Scde2]

Spoiler: Too late

 

[mParadox]

How many boxes will you be willing to give?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I thought the Girl Guide's colors were green and brown.. not red and white..

 

[JoJo]

Hey, I didn't order anything from planet express!

 

[mParadox]

Evil Santa. Be nice.

*slaps*