If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Ow!
(my eyes start to glow bright green)

Oh great... you turned my Darkvision on!
Now I'll be seeing green for an hour or so!
Thanks.

So... you want to get some poutine or something?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*shotgun to the face*
Get off my lawn, you punk!

 

[XThecommander]

I see you have come to offer me girl scou- Wait... Why did you make a wall around my front door...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Gah, another one of them punks on my lawn.
*readies shotgun*
You have to the count of 3 to get the hell out of here before I fill you full of buckshot.

1.
2.
*fires shotgun*
Awww, did I tell a little lie about how long you had to leave? Too bad for you.

 

[Scde2]

D'awww...What brings you here?

 

[Steppin Razor]

THE VOICES MADE ME COME HERE! I mean, the candy good sir. The candy I heard you had and THAT HAS TO BE HARVESTED FROM YOUR SOUL! are willing to share.

>.>
*harvests soul*

 

[Scde2]

*Is now SR's emoslave*

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'm freakin' out, man!

 

[Gamegodtre]

*grabs catnip*
leads her inside and pets her

 

[TheDoctor455]

Who left this note here?
And... damn it! Why did someone's dog have to piss on it?

 

[mParadox]

*looks around*

HellooO? *snaps fingers* What you staring at?

 

[The Clown]

Hey, wanna start a knives fan club?

 

[mParadox]

That an offer?

>_>..._<

I'm listening.

 

[The Clown]

Yes it is an offer, lets start this thing.

 

[mParadox]

We're gonna need a mascot.

 

[The Clown]

Hmmmmm, michael.J.Dundee for this reason Knife quote

 

[mParadox]

A bowie knife? \m/(O_O)\m/.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And let the record show that this is where the serial killer club started.

 

[The Clown]

I'm no serial killer.

 

[mParadox]

>_>.... we have our first victim!