If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[AwesomeExpress]

You're inviting me to spend Christmas with the Gorillaz? Sweet deal! Count me in!

 

[scorptatious]

About god damn time you brought me my package!

 

[xmbts]

I know right? I'm still waiting on that key.

 

[Gamegodtre]

ah my mail order robot

 

[TheDoctor455]

An incoherent scrawl on a piece of butcher paper?
Great... looks like we've got another serial killer on the loose.

 

[xmbts]

Well don't look at me.

 

[Spoonius]

But you're so... smoking hot!

 

[scorptatious]

Hmm. A kangaroo. I am a bit hungry.

 

[Chiyo-Chan]

I CAN OPEN MY MOUTH WIDER!

 

[scorptatious]

Thank god you're here Chiyo Chan! I need help with this algebra problem!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

How did a gargoyle appear on my doorstep?

 

[xmbts]

Good evening, You're welcome inside but I was going to sleep soon.

 

[xmbts]

Yes.
*Closes door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Maybe?

*half-closes door*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Don't break my door! Those cookies you're selling better be pretty damned tastey!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I don't remember signing for this package... but... *flashback* Oh yeah... that package... *signs*

There you go.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Are you ...are you trying to water my plants? That's kinda useless seeing as though it's winter..