If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[ringwraiths48]

.........................................................................................................................................................no.

 

[xmbts]

@Coppery: Earn the plugs.

OT:...What?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey xmbts, how are the new plugs working out for you?

 

[xmbts]

Very...pluggy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nothing weird going on?
No over/under flow issues?
No?
Good.

Now then... up for a game of Worms?

 

[scorptatious]

Ooh! I love Worms. I remember playing the 3D game for the Gamecube back in the day. Good times...

OT: No I don't want to give you any change. Go away.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Worms just doesn't work in 3D.

OT:
No, I don't have any recyclables for you.

 

[xmbts]

It's Glitch, he has a rocket launcher arm. I don't think he wants recyclables.

*Sparks shoot up wires*

...That...doesn't seem good.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*ducks for cover*

 

[xmbts]

Oh, I'm sure its nothi-*Bullets start firing from mouth*-uhh just a hiccup I'm sure.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I trust you were going to pay for those bullet holes you just shot into my house?

 

[xmbts]

I'm an appliance, go to Murdoc for money...good luck with that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Screw it...

*mutters a spell, repairing the damage.*

And you're not an appliance.

 

[xmbts]

Aww, you make me feel almost like a person.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You are a person. You have feelings, you have dreams. You're a person.

You shouldn't let anyone, especially that asshole Murdock, tell you otherwise.

 

[xmbts]

That sounds like people talk.

Is that dissent I hear?

*Closes door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens door, hacks into xmbts's systems and removes all self-serving programming that Murdock put into her.*

There, now you don't have to listen to what that idiot says.

*mutters a spell, destroying all of Murdock's "insurance policies" before he can use them.*

 

[xmbts]

*Stands blank and unmoving, having no purpose*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*installs an understanding of free will into xmbts*

 

[The Clown]

Come in, I made you a pie