If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

You would have to be a mild inconvenience to a very surly middle-aged man.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Okay. I'll go away now.

OT: Come in, make yourself at home. I'll hide in my bedroom until the Genet-soldier leaves (genet-soldier is how I refer to any kind of supersoldier that doesn't have a 'brand' (eg Space Marines and Spartans))

 

[mParadox]

Ouch. That might be easy to do. *backs away*

 

[MrJKapowey]

Why the 'backs away'?

I will ask why a demon butler is here in a village in south Bucks.

 

[xmbts]

*Hears doorbell*

Spoiler: I'll get it!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You have a strange look on your face.
It makes me nervous.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Who the F*ck are you!

(incidently why not visit 'The Quote Game'. Made by me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are you pointing a chicken at me?

 

[MrJKapowey]

It's a Chocobo, and it just wants a chance and...Look. You made it cry!

 

[xmbts]

You have a strange look on your face.
It makes me nervous.

Spoiler: She's always got a weird look on her face.

OT: So do you want to come in?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Okay.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why do you keep pointing a chicken at me?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Soon I will be aiming my ...'FALCON! ROADKILL!' at you.

 

[xmbts]

We don't take kindly to military helicopters around here.

 

[MrJKapowey]

This is my RC version.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're offering me a chance to win a day at the beach? Meh, I don't really care for sand and water... although.. I do like the women in bikinis.. Okay, how do I win?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. No making out.

 

[MrJKapowey]

You get in my Falcon with the tinted windows...

Wait! The falcon is open! I knew I should've brought the Pelican.

IDK

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pedo. >.>
*locks door*

 

[MrJKapowey]

*BOOM!*

You're only supposed to blow the bloody door off!