If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

*Adopts door to door salesperson personality*

Well aren't you getting sick of it, I can be your personal soul collector. You'll never have to get your hands dirty again.

 

[mParadox]

Little butterfly, I spy a little loop-hole and so I say, off you go!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Ohh..! You're selling butterflies? I'll take five dozen!

 

[xmbts]

Is there anything you won't buy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Wow. Who'da thought you were real? Fuck it, can I get your autograph?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... why is your mouth hanging open like that? And why have you dropped to your knees?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why do you think? I'm astounded that you're glowing blue and I dropped my keys.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do you think? I'm astounded that you're glowing blue and I dropped my keys.

Well... its just that I'm not wearing any pants... they're a bit meaningless you see... and your eye-level is at an odd place...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...So that's why I can't stop staring...

 

[TheDoctor455]

...So that's why I can't stop staring...

But why is your mouth hanging open?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Shock...Why are you here?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Random teleportation.

So... who are you supposed to be again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Grell Sutcliff~ A butler to die for~ *Pose*

...Uh, come in?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... I'm sorry... but I can't tell... boy or girl?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Winks* Obviously a beautiful woman~ *He said masculinely*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*points at Veteran, turning him into a beautiful woman*

I'm afraid you misunderstood me. I was asking what you desired to be.

Too late now.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Oh yeeeeeeeeeees! *Applauds, twirling and posing*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... never got that reaction before.

 

[xmbts]

Doc, I have to ask...what's with you and the butlers?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I didn't know she was a butler.