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[TheDoctor455]

Yeah sure come in, I haven't filled up my quota of crazy yet.

Fuck off.
You ruined a perfectly good friendship with your drunkenness.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh she'll figure out that it was Kerrigan's.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What do you want?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Everything.
Or nothing.
You choose.

 

[The Clown]

I have an owie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

And where is this owie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

And where is this owie?

Do you really want him to answer that question?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh! Are you selling encyclopedias? So all my questions can be answered?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

And where is this owie?

Do you really want him to answer that question?

I kinda figured that that's where it was.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*clears throat*

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He sung!

 

[TheDoctor455]

May I come in?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sure. You're always welcome.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Thank you...
Can I have something to drink?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sure, vodka?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You don't want to get a Salarian on alcohol.
10x the potency of caffiene for us.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That would be... bad.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Do you mind if I rest here?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The guest room is ready, so go ahead.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why the summer clothes?