If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd paint her portrait.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder how to get it off of my doorstep.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would not invite her in.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd be more then slightly creeped out... The eyes...

 

[Rooster893]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*gets punched*
What's your problem?!

 

[Rooster893]

Erm, are you trying to tell me something with that gesture your making???

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You wish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello there.
I assume you're collecting for a blood drive?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If it's for me, sure?
*bites?*

 

[One Seven One]

...Are you here to suck my blood?... >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Maybe~

 

[One Seven One]

Should I be scared?... >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Most likely.
I tend to bite the throat out...

 

[One Seven One]

... Da_ ...

Spoiler: D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Calm down... dismemberment is more fun!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I wouldn't really mind...
But... would you make me a vampire after-wards?

Or at least leave me enough blood to survive.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sure.
To both.
But no guarantees.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Red eyes? Do tell.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Admiral? Come in.