If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[sb666]

What the hell is that! *grabs shotgun* Die spawn of Satan!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Yes, I am covered in blood but I can assure you it's because I work part-time as a butcher... in my house... late at night...

 

[sb666]

That's the cutest thing I have ever seen

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*closes door*

I'm out of candy and the cat keeps coming back, the very next day...

 

[karcentric]

What? No seriously... What are you all looking at?

 

[neoontime]

Red, red, but not from blood.
I'll fix that!
*slice*

 

[karcentric]

Can you stop scratching me? I have a cat that does that for me.

 

[karcentric]

See...

Have you been playing on tar?

 

[sb666]

Oh god it's eating me!

 

[xmbts]

*Slaps*

 

[karcentric]

What the hell? Shoo get off my veranda...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hello? Hello? Is that you blasted kids again?! Stop knocking my door and then running off! >=(
*slams door*

 

[karcentric]

Where can I get some of your hair gel?

 

[mParadox]

At the shop at the very end of a dark alley located in the Queens District of Manhattan.

Please disregard weird noises and abstract shadows you might encounter.

 

[xmbts]

>.>

<.<

*Pulls in*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

So... what's a nice hat.
You're not a Jehovah Witness are you? T__T