If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[PsychicTaco115]

*Opens door*

...

Want to have some dinner with me?

 

[xmbts]

Would that be cannibalism?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ask her if she knows what they call a taco with cheese in Paris

 

[xmbts]

Taco de Fromage?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No, they call it a Taco Grande

It's because of the metric system, or some s**t like that...

 

[karcentric]

Hang on... I'm supposed to be pointing a gun at you.

 

[mParadox]

Well that's one way to swing it I suppose.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*pokes you in the eye and then takes your bag.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd tackle him and take the bag back.

 

[xmbts]

I'd probably just sit there expecting some kind of introduction.

 

[Kae]

Hello, what's with those needles?
What do you want lady?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

What?
It's nude day.

 

[xmbts]

Wires not needles. >.>

Nude cowboys? Fun stuff.

 

[Spider RedNight]

How d'you like being surrounded by Gorillaz, kitty kitty?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*holds out a banana*
Do a trick... preferably a cup of PG Tips.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going!

Blurry effects scare me ;__;

 

[xmbts]

Pff 2D wouldn't hurt a fly, the people he's associated with though, not so much.

 

[xmbts]

*Loses power and dies*